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73+ Letterkenny Quotes with Images
1. There are 5000 people in Letterkenny, these are their problems.
2. Do you guys do CrossFit? You can Crossfuck off!
3. Tim’s McDonalds and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day, and that’s about your whole world right there.
4. Well, there is nothing better than a good fart.
5. What’s up with your fuc*in body hair big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old dutch girl.
6. Your friend says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down, Ok bud, if you wanna blow smoke, go have a dart.
7. You are made of spare parts, aren’t you buddy?
11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy
12. “Hard no.” — Wayne
13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly
14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone
15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne
16. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne
17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy
18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne
19. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne
20. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne
21. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy
22. “Figure it out!” — Everyone
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8. You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?
9. To be Fair….
10. Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.
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11. Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so f*uckin’ awkward buddy. – Letterkenny Quotes
12. It’s impolite to kiss and tell. – Letterkenny Quotes
13. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f*uck yourself?” – Letterkenny Quotes
14. I want to give back to the community by helping people find love. – Letterkenny Quotes
15. I am willing to give 69% of my company to a partner, why 69%? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough!
16. The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face! – Letterkenny Quotes
17. Look if you are coming, you better come correct.
18. I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.
19. When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather then placing the blames on them.
20. Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.
21. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*ucking windshield.”
22. “You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” – Letterkenny Quotes
23. “f*uck Lemony Snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you f*uckin been through you ugly f*uck.” – Letterkenny Quotes
24. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. f*uck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a sh*t about your kids.”
Some More Hillarious & Funny Letterkenny Quotes
1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne
2. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne
3. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
4. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” — Daryl Letterkenny Quotes
5. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan Letterkenny Quotes
6. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne
7. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne
8. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy
9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan
10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne
31. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a f*ckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
32. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Gail
33. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne
34. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl
35. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s te*ts a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne
36. “You can cross f*ck off.” — Wayne
37. “F*ck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible f*ckin ref!” — Jonesy Letterkenny Quotes
38. “F*ck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly Letterkenny Quotes
39. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” — Squirrelly Dan
Really Solid LetteryKenny Quotes
40. “Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne
41. “You seen a ‘coon havin’ s*x with a barn cat on top of your truck? F*ck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne
42. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” — Wayne
43. “F*ck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly
44. “F*ck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly f*ck.” — Jonesy
45. “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne
46. “F*ck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy
47. “F*ck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy
48. “You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s t*et.” — Daryl
49. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f*ck yourself?” — Wayne
50. “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne
Inappropriate or Bold Letter Kenny Quotes
24. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach
25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy
26. “Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the f*ck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
27. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
28. “I wish you weren’t so f*cking awkward, bud.” — Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
29. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*cking windshield.” — Katy
30. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan
FAQ – Frequently Asked Question On Letterkenny Quotes
What Do They Say On Letterkenny?
Well to be fair. To be fair to be fair to be fair. Hey now to be fair to be fair to be fair.
Did Letterkenny Get Cancelled?
Letterkenny released its eighth season on 25th December, and the US is also getting the new season on 25 March 2020. But it does not end of the story, as everybody is asking for what is happening more in the future for Letterkenny.
Will There Be A Season 9 Of Letterkenny?
With seasons 6 and 7 having only six episodes each and season 8 having 7 episodes, there are 21 episodes still on the air. If all goes according to plan, season 9 of Letterkenny should release sometime in June 2020.
Who Is Bonnie Mcmurray?
Bonnie McMurray is McMurray’s sister, who hides a crush on Wayne.
What is Letterkenny?
Letterkenny is a small town and Letterkenny show is a program featuring the life of this small town. It is a funny and satirical comedy show which portrays the problems of a small town.
It consists of several episodes that discuses the specific problems and scenes of the town people. It is most popular among Canada.